April 02, 2010

For those who need a laugh......

It's been awhile since I spread some cheer and frankly I could use some too.  No real reason I could just use some cheer!  I was wandering around the wild wonderful web and found a great site for grins and giggles.

Those of you who have or had children remember the excuses that you were forced to write for your child.  Here are some that just had to make those working in the school office shake their head in disbelief.

Parental Excuses for their child's absence from school.

Part 1:

1.  "My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."

2. "Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."

3. "Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also      33."

4. "Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."

5. "Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip."

6. "John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."

7. "Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."

8. "Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins."

9. "Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side."

10. "Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."

And we wonder why our teachers have such a difficult time teaching children ????  LOL!!!

Happy Easter everyone!

I do have the source for these goodies:  http://www.rinkworks.com/said/excuses.shtml 


  1. "Please execute him"... LOL!

    Hahaha! Thanks for sharing!


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